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Me: *Reading Fifty Shades of Grey*
Me: *Page Two*
Me: When does the sex start?
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I’m not going to read about a woman getting fist-fucked.

My mom, on her book club choosing Fifty Shades of Grey as their next book (via sayhellotokelly) —

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krebman: I just want MORE.
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Christian Grey: hey I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my sex room so be my submissive maybe?

(Source: fuckyeahswagg)

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I’m never going to look at a guys tie the same, ever again…

(Source: queenamore)

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He steps away into his closet and comes back with a silver-grey silk woven tie

Ana (via mrs-mikaelson) —

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ianlovesnina: 10 signs you’re addicted to Fifty Shades Of Grey:1) You’re calling everyone “Mr.-” as Ana calls Christian, Mr. Grey.2) Telling everyone about your hard limit, “I don’t wear pink nail polish, it’s a hard limit.”3) You have a sudden urge to buy a silver tie.4) You start buying Bollinger wine. It’s the Greys’ favorite.5) You’re re-thinking your spanking beliefs—and not for the kids.6) Vanilla ice cream has become you’re new favorite flavor.7) You start biting your lip and rolling your eyes, hoping someone will order you to stop.8) You have a new fascination with elevators.9) You start sending inappropriate e-mails to your special someone at work.10) Taking long hot showers thinking of Mr. Grey.—I am certified ADDICTED.
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tequliavodka: [2/50] pics of Robert Pattinson
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